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Why do those kids always get onto this island. No matter how many rules I enforce, they will just end up traipsing into the woods, consort with wolves, commit a felony, steal important research, and then dig up bodies. I am tired of this. I thought you were in charge.

Maybe you should lighten up and stop kidnapping animals, you big jerk. Sorry about what happened though.

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  1. Reilly / June 9, 2015

    THIS IS ACTUALLY MY NEW FAVORITE THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

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